Carl.

Carl is an interesting one. As far as I can tell he is an eternal backpacker, a raging alcoholic, but for some reason continues to function in society. His actual height is 6'1.

Has a job doing something that makes him decent money (even though no one is quite sure what he does) +1
Further plans for usable degrees +1
The indescribable slouchy Carl walk combined with Carl scowl-1
Dual citizenship +2
One is American -1
The other is Australian -1
Has been known to drunkenly stalk girls he is seeing -3

Carl’s datable height really isn’t that bad. He’s well traveled, amusing, and educated. But, this is sober Carl. Everyone, it is my honor and pleasure to introduce you to drunk Carl. Note…this video has not been edited. These are not actors. This is a normal everyday activity for the infamous Carl.

Drunk Carl -10




This brings Carl’s datable height down to 4’11. Ladies…this is pretty bad but there could be potential. Think of him as a “fixer upper.”