Cassady is actually quite tall. Actual height around 6'....definitely within the realm of an acceptable height. Datable height?
Evily dark sense of humor +2
Would probably classify "In Bruges" as a comedy +1
Has access to numerous cute puppies +1
Able to wink +1
Forced to work as a man host in a mediocre restaurant -1
Works as a man host because of a broken right hand -1
Broke his hand by punching someone in the back of the head -1
The person he punched is a good friend -4
Basically at the end of the day you end up with a guy who can't work a proper job, can't masturbate, and clearly has some questionable judgment. But he'll certainly make you laugh.
Datable Height : 5'10 (net loss of 2 inches)
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Operating under the assumption that every girl has a "you must be this tall to ride this ride" policy, how does your actual height measure up to your datable height?
The premise.
Let's assume that women are biologically programmed to like tall men. It makes sense right? Everyone has that magic number...once you hit a certain height it adds loads to how attractive you are. But...we're not cavewomen anymore. We care about more than height. We care about jobs and money and style and personality. Actual height is one factor of many...which is why datable height is so important...it takes into consideration all those other little factors.
Shallow? Yes.
Evil? Maybe.
Essential? Definitely.
Shallow? Yes.
Evil? Maybe.
Essential? Definitely.
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Oh Jesus, I'm so proud of you. I'm honored to be the first man in question on this soon-to-be-popular blog of hilarious shallow judging of the greater gender. I happen to be 6'1" and the punchee was only a semi-friend, however I have no other qualms with my blog'd description. I now suggest to my unwinking Jew-"ish" friend that you put all of the aforementioned mediocre restaurant's employees to this sexful scrutiny. For they, of all people, would appreciate this lovely interweb spectacular. I am also putting this at the top of my blogwatches which, this included, now comes to a whopping one. Congrats and may this prosper in the most blogful of ways.
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