Prince Charming

When considering datable height, some factors are significantly more important than others. It's good to have a little perspective, but some things just can’t be overlooked…

Actual Height is 5’10

Taught me how to drink Guinness +1

Through relentless relentless practice +1

Worked as a certified scuba instructor in Fiji +1

Extremely well traveled in dangerous and exciting parts of the world +1

Deliciously fabulous proper English accent +1

Masters Degree in some lucrative field +1

Extremely smart and witty +1

Runs marathons +1

His parents retired to Greece +1

To live on the Greek island they own +1

And sail around on their yacht +1

Erectile Dysfunction -20

Datable Height 4’11

At just under 5 feet Prince Charming is definitely within the realm of undatable heights. It’s a shame.

But a girl’s got to have standards.